Book of Diesel
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The Book of Diesel, According to Gat and His Memers is a scripture in the Sapphire mythological canon. The autograph 
is sealed in a digital vault.
Volumes
Diesel
Chapter 1 describes the origins of the Sun and the Earth in the Void and introduces the spirit known as the Sage of the Sun, who descended to Earth and created the Masters to share the path of Diesel.
Chapter 2 details Gat the Master's search for Special Diesel.
Almighty
The book of Almighty depicts the founding of the First Special Diesel Capital, where Gat began to instruct his followers and kin. He then departs for the Far Away Lands, where he unites its tribes and establishes the Second Special Diesel Capital.
In Chapter 2, the Sage of the Sun returns to Earth to judge adherence to Diesel, finding Gat's tribes to be worthy of blazing (blessings).
1 Gat
In Chapter 6, Gat founds the Third Special Diesel Capital in the land of Holla Wood, which he renames to Holy Wed. This is where Gat gave his "mememandments" and instructed: "Thou shalt take the Diesel... and Blaze" (Ch. 6 verse 19-20).
Diesel Dan
Diesel Dan is a lost volume of the Book of Diesel. It describes Diesel Dan, a prophet and descendent of Gat.