Book of Diesel
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The Book of Diesel, According to Gat and His Memers is a scripture in the Sapphire mythological canon. The autograph 
is sealed in a digital vault.
Volumes
Diesel
Chapter 1 describes the origins of the Sun and the Earth in the Void and introduces the spirit known as the Sage of the Sun, who descended upon the Earth and created the Masters to share the path of Diesel.
Chapter 2 details Gat the Master's search for Special Diesel.
Almighty
Gat founds the First Special Diesel Capital. He begins to gather his children and instruct them with his commandments. He then embarks on a journey to the Far Away Lands, where he unites its tribes and establishes the Second Special Diesel Capital.
In Chapter 2, the Sage of the Sun returns to the Earth to punish the Masters who abandoned the path of Diesel and blazes (blesses) the children of Gat, the prominent clans.
1 Gat
In Chapter 6, Gat sets out to found the Third Special Diesel Capital in the land of Holla Wood, which he renames to Holy Wed. To this city, Gat gave his "mememandments", in which he instructs: "Thou shalt take the Diesel... and Blaze" (Ch. 6 verse 19-20).
Diesel Dan
Diesel Dan is a lost volume of the Book of Diesel. It describes Diesel Dan, a prophet and descendent of Gat.