A Sapphire Christmas - Revision history

Bryan at 10:59, 9 January 2017

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	\| caption = Crystal Springs, the setting of the play		\| caption = Crystal Springs, the setting of the play
	\| writer = *[[~~Mohammad Bhatti~~]]		\| writer = *[[Funky]]
	*[[Ethan Schulze]]		*[[Ethan Schulze]]
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	'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy written by [[~~Mohammad Bhatti~~]] and [[Ethan Schulze]] that was meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was supposed to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.		'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy written by [[Funky]] and [[Ethan Schulze]] that was meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was supposed to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.

	== Synopsis ==		== Synopsis ==
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	[ ''Explosion'' ]		[ ''Explosion'' ]
	\|source =—[[~~Mohammad Bhatti~~]],<br />		\|source =—[[Funky]],<br />
	[[Ethan Schulze]]		[[Ethan Schulze]]
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Bryan at 00:29, 21 September 2014

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	'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]] that was meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was ~~originally meant~~ to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.		'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]] that was meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was supposed to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.

	== Synopsis ==		== Synopsis ==

Bryan at 00:29, 21 September 2014

2014-09-21T00:29:33Z

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	'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]], meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.		'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]] that was meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.

	== Synopsis ==		== Synopsis ==

Bryan at 00:29, 21 September 2014

2014-09-21T00:29:20Z

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	'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a ~~Christmas~~ tragic comedy written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]]~~. It was~~ meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.		'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]], meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.

	== Synopsis ==		== Synopsis ==

Bryan at 00:28, 21 September 2014

2014-09-21T00:28:42Z

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	'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy ~~based on Christmas~~ written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]]. It was meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.		'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a Christmas tragic comedy written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]]. It was meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.

	== Synopsis ==		== Synopsis ==

Bryan at 00:27, 21 September 2014

2014-09-21T00:27:37Z

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	'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy based on Christmas written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]]. It was meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#~~Staff~~ of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.		'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy based on Christmas written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]]. It was meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#People of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.

	== Synopsis ==		== Synopsis ==

Bryan at 04:41, 10 December 2013

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	\| characters = Narrator, Child, Santa		\| characters = Narrator, Child, Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus
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	\| setting = Crystal Springs, Sapphire Minecraft Server		\| setting = Crystal Springs, Sapphire Minecraft Server
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	[ ''After credits'' ]		[ ''After credits'' ]

	'''Mrs. ~~Clause~~.''' Die you ho ho ho!		'''Mrs. Claus.''' Die you ho ho ho!

	[ ''Explosion'' ]		[ ''Explosion'' ]

Bryan at 04:36, 10 December 2013

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	'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy based on Christmas written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]] It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#Staff of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.		'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy based on Christmas written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]]. It was meant to be performed in ''Minecraft''. It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#Staff of Sapphire\|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.

	== Synopsis ==		== Synopsis ==

Bryan: /* Synopsis */

2013-12-10T04:34:47Z

Synopsis

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	\|title = ''A Sapphire Christmas''		\|title = ''A Sapphire Christmas''
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	'''Narrator.''' 'Twas the night before Christmas,		'''Narrator.''' 'Twas the night before Christmas,<br />
	And everyone was awake.		And everyone was awake.<br />
	All the workers were working		All the workers were working<br />
	Not even taking their break.		Not even taking their break.<br />

	All the children were waiting at their fireplace		All the children were waiting at their fireplace<br />
	Happy with glee,		Happy with glee,<br />
	With a smile on their face,		With a smile on their face,<br />

	Except for one child,		Except for one child, <br />
	Down in Crystal Springs,		Down in Crystal Springs,<br />
	Sitting in his closet,		Sitting in his closet, <br />
	Plotting evil things		Plotting evil things.<br />

	Crying in the corner,		Crying in the corner, <br />
	Clutching his bear,		Clutching his bear,<br />
	Tears flowing down in despair,		Tears flowing down in despair,<br />

	Because earlier that year he learned at the store:		Because earlier that year he learned at the store:<br />
	He wasn't on Santa's good list anymore.		He wasn't on Santa's good list anymore.<br />

	[ ''Flashback'' ]		[ ''Flashback'' ]<br />

	'''Child.''' Santa, I want a rocket ship, a unicorn, and two and a half men.		'''Child.''' Santa, I want a rocket ship, a unicorn, and two and a half men.<br />

	'''Santa.''' You have been naughty this year.		'''Santa.''' You have been naughty this year.<br />

	'''Child.''' Aw dammit!		'''Child.''' Aw dammit!<br />

	'''Santa.''' Sorry little boy.		'''Santa.''' Sorry little boy.<br />

	'''Child.''' Mom!		'''Child.''' Mom!<br />

	[ ''End flashback'' ]		[ ''End flashback'' ]<br />

	'''Narrator.''' He thought to himself,		'''Narrator.''' He thought to himself, <br />

	'''Child.''' I'll settle the score!		'''Child.''' I'll settle the score!<br />
	There shall be no Christmas, anymore!		There shall be no Christmas, anymore!<br />

	'''Narrator.''' He climbed all the way, to the North Pole,		'''Narrator.''' He climbed all the way, to the North Pole,<br />
	Just to find Santa packing his coal.		Just to find Santa packing his coal.<br />

	'''Child.''' Since you're here, have your present.		'''Child.''' Since you're here, have your present.<br />
	I'm going to hurt you, this will not be pleasant.		I'm going to hurt you, this will not be pleasant.<br />

	[ ''Child shoots Santa with bow'' ]		[ ''Child shoots Santa with bow'' ]<br />

	'''Child.''' That's what you get for giving me a bow last year.		'''Child.''' That's what you get for giving me a bow last year.<br />

	'''Narrator.''' Then he got up and stole the reindeer.		'''Narrator.''' Then he got up and stole the reindeer.<br />

	Soaring through the skies		Soaring through the skies <br />
	Looking down below,		Looking down below,<br />

	'''Child.''' Crystal Springs, here I go!		'''Child.''' Crystal Springs, here I go!<br />

	'''Narrator.''' As he approaches the first house with a hoe,		'''Narrator.''' As he approaches the first house with a hoe,<br />
	He doesnt see a chimney, so where does he go?		He doesnt see a chimney, so where does he go?<br />

	[ ''Front door of house explodes'' ]		[ ''Front door of house explodes'' ]<br />

	'''Child.''' [ ''Laughs'' ] All these presents are mine!		'''Child.''' [ ''Laughs'' ] All these presents are mine!<br />
	I'd better hurry because I'm running out of time.		I'd better hurry because I'm running out of time.<br />

	'''Narrator.''' Looting all the houses in Crystal Springs,		'''Narrator.''' Looting all the houses in Crystal Springs,<br />
	Returning to his closet with many things.		Returning to his closet with many things.<br />

	As the sun rises: Christmas is here,		As the sun rises: Christmas is here,<br />
	All the kids wake up, with no Christmas cheer.		All the kids wake up, with no Christmas cheer.<br />

	Too bad for the kids with no luck,		Too bad for the kids with no luck, <br />
	All they said was:		All they said was:<br />

	'''Group.''' What the fuck?		'''Group.''' What the fuck?<br />

	~~CREDITS~~		[ ''Credits'' ]

	~~after the~~ credits ~~mrs~~.~~clause comes and says "DIE YOU HOHOHO~~!~~!!" and blows him up~~		[ ''After credits'' ]
	\|source =—[[Mohammad Bhatti]]<br />
			'''Mrs. Clause.''' Die you ho ho ho!

			[ ''Explosion'' ]
			\|source =—[[Mohammad Bhatti]],<br />
	[[Ethan Schulze]]		[[Ethan Schulze]]
	\|align = left		\|align = left

Bryan at 04:26, 10 December 2013

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-'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a Christmas play written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]]. It was meant to be performed sometime in 2011, but never occurred. It is about a child whose Christmas was ruined by a Santa at the mall earlier in the year.
+'''''A Sapphire Christmas''''' is a tragic comedy based on Christmas written by [[Mohammad Bhatti]] and [[Ethan Schulze]] It appears to be based on ''How The Grinch Stole Christmas!'' but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then [[Sapphire Development#Staff of Sapphire|members of Sapphire]], but never occurred.
 == Synopsis ==
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 |title = ''A Sapphire Christmas''
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 |source =—[[Mohammad Bhatti]]<br />
 [[Ethan Schulze]]